If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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