alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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