I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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