I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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