I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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