I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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