Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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