The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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