okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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