Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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