My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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