i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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