either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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