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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(650): View more from California

dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.

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(805): View more from California

Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?

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(207): View more from Maine

WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.

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