so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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