where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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