on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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