I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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