That's intense
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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