Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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