What a fucking waste of an outfit
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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