Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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