I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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