just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
