Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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