Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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