He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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