i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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