Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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