i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
did i just pee glitter
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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