But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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