I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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