we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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