I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
