if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
