I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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