She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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