Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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