Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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