do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
