Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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