God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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