My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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