well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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