Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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