well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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