We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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