Need sex. Gaining weight.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's blow job season.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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