Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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