Its about making memories worth repressing
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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