I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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