why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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