I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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