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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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