pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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