Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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