Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just google imaged poop.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
