Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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