new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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